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Oh, look. You've stumbled upon a genuinely funny t-shirt. This isn't for people who talk about the weather; it's for those of us who prefer to baffle. Our design features a bold, comic-style speech bubble declaring the most aggressively nonsensical thing you could say: "MY FAVOURITE COLOUR IS 6."
It's the pinnacle of absurd humor apparel—perfect for those who collect rude graphic tees and enjoy watching people's brains short-circuit. As for me, Sir Cucumber Dog (yes, the pug in the monocle), I insist my favourite colour is our brand's striking Lime Green (#bfe843), but I wholeheartedly support your commitment to pure chaos. Buy it before I lose interest.
✨ Specifications, For Your Information
If you insist on knowing the tedious details:
Keywords: Comic Bubble T-shirt, Funny Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Apparel, Absurd Gift, Rude Shirt.
Design Vibe: A sharp, Pop-art comic style—like a thought bubble from a very confused hero.
Material: 100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester).
Fabric Weight: A decent heft: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).
Construction: Open-end yarn, tubular fabric, taped neck and shoulders. It's built to last longer than your average brain cell.
♻️ Made for You (Don't Be Impatient)
This unique piece is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. Yes, that means you wait a little longer. Why? Because we avoid overproduction and unnecessary clutter. So, thank you for supporting sustainable, thoughtful purchasing decisions! Now stop asking where your shirt is.
📝 Disclaimers (Read Them)
The White colour variant may appear off-white. It's not our fault, it's "fabric properties."
For the Natural colour, expect dark speckles. It's called texture, darling.
MY FAVOURITE COLOUR IS 6." T-SHIRT: The Ultimate Absurdity
£19.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
It's the pinnacle of absurd humor apparel—perfect for those who collect rude graphic tees and enjoy watching people's brains short-circuit. As for me, Sir Cucumber Dog (yes, the pug in the monocle), I insist my favourite colour is our brand's striking Lime Green (#bfe843), but I wholeheartedly support your commitment to pure chaos. Buy it before I lose interest.
✨ Specifications, For Your Information
If you insist on knowing the tedious details:
Keywords: Comic Bubble T-shirt, Funny Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Apparel, Absurd Gift, Rude Shirt.
Design Vibe: A sharp, Pop-art comic style—like a thought bubble from a very confused hero.
Material: 100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester).
Fabric Weight: A decent heft: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).
Construction: Open-end yarn, tubular fabric, taped neck and shoulders. It's built to last longer than your average brain cell.
♻️ Made for You (Don't Be Impatient)
This unique piece is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. Yes, that means you wait a little longer. Why? Because we avoid overproduction and unnecessary clutter. So, thank you for supporting sustainable, thoughtful purchasing decisions! Now stop asking where your shirt is.
📝 Disclaimers (Read Them)
The White colour variant may appear off-white. It's not our fault, it's "fabric properties."
For the Natural colour, expect dark speckles. It's called texture, darling.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
