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Oh Buoy T-shirt
£19.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
You've done it. You've sent the final, passive-aggressive email, set your 'Out of Office' to a message of glorious unavailability, and shut the laptop. A switch has been flipped. This T-shirt is the official uniform for that sacred moment.
This tee celebrates the beginning of freedom with a magnificent, sea-faring pun and a declaration that can't be ignored. "OH, BUOY! VACATION MODE IS..." and then a massive, beautiful, unapologetic "ON!". It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable sign that you are no longer accepting responsibility for anything. Sir Cucumber Dog isn't on this one because he's already at the airport having a pint.
Perfect for the first day of your holiday, wearing to the airport to announce your intentions, or just for staring at in your wardrobe to get you through the last few weeks of work.
Why This Is Your New Holiday Uniform:
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A Top-Tier Pun: A dad-joke so powerful it can repel work emails from a 50-metre radius.
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The Ultimate 'Out of Office': Let your chest do the talking. You are unavailable.
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Royal Mail, On The House: Dispatched with Free UK Shipping, so you can save your money for overpriced airport beer.
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Comfort for the Escape: Made from soft, sturdy cotton, ideal for napping on a plane or stuffing your face with a Full English.
The Fiddly Bits (Specs):
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Fabric Composition:
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Solid colours are 100% cotton.
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Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
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Heather colours are a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend of pure, unadulterated relaxation.
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Fabric Weight: A solid 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).
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Construction: Made with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, with a taped neck and shoulders. Plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem. It’s built to survive a week of questionable holiday decisions.
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Sourced From: Our blank tees are sourced from various corners of the world (Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico).
A Note On Your Order (It's made fresh for your escape): We don't have a pile of these holiday shirts sitting around. Each one is printed fresh just for you the moment you click 'buy'. This on-demand wizardry means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it's brilliant for cutting down on waste. Planning a holiday takes time, and so does perfection.
Heads-Up (Disclaimers):
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The White tee is more of an 'off-white'.
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The Natural colour has dark speckles in it. It's a feature, not a flaw.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
