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Pardon? Mug

£12.99
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We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.

Ever have one of those moments where you're not sure if you heard right? Let your mug do the talking. Our "Pardon?" mug is perfect for your morning brew, afternoon tea, or any beverage you sip while questioning the universe (or just your coworker's latest comment).

This sturdy, glossy white mug features our very own Sir Cucumber Dog, looking dapper as ever in his cucumber-print suit and monocle. Set against a bold lime green background, the cheeky "Pardon?" text makes a statement without you having to say a word. It’s the perfect blend of rude, funny, and slightly confused—just like us before our first coffee.

The Deets:

  • Available in two classic sizes: a standard 11oz or a proper "don't-talk-to-me-yet" 15oz.

  • Ceramic with a glossy, vibrant finish.

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe (because who has time for that?).

  • Features the exclusive and ever-so-judgemental Sir Cucumber Dog.

A Quick Heads-Up & A Sweet Deal:

This product is made to order, just for you! That means as soon as you hit "buy," we get to work printing, packing, and shipping your new favourite mug. This print-on-demand process means it might take a little longer to arrive, but it helps us reduce overproduction and waste. So, thanks for being a thoughtful (and hilarious) shopper!

Oh, and did we mention SHIPPING IS FREE? You're welcome.

Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!

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