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"Rub Your Shoes On Me!" Flirty Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
This hilarious and mildly naughty "Rub Your Shoes On Me! You Know You Want To!" indoor mat turns the simple act of cleaning your shoes into a cheeky invitation!
It's the ultimate piece of fun decor for those who love adult humour and don't mind a suggestive double entendre right on their doorstep. Featuring bold text and a cheeky cartoon face, this novelty mat perfectly captures the rude and playful spirit of your brand. It makes a brilliant gag gift or a funny housewarming gift for anyone with a dark sense of humour.
Key Features of this Suggestive Mat:
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Rude & Cheeky Greeting: The perfect way to make guests snicker and maybe blush a little bit right in your entryway.
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Highly Absorbent: Yes, this mat is asking for it! It's great for wiping dust and debris off shoes—a functional piece of comedy home decor.
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Stays Put: Designed with a durable, non-slip rubber base to hold its position firmly, no matter how much rubbing is going on.
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Vibrant Colour: The bright background colour ensures this mat grabs attention and delivers its suggestive message loud and clear.
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
