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Sir Cucumber Dog: "SHHH." Ceramic Mug
£12.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Add a splash of subversive style to your morning brew with this utterly unique mug, featuring the one and only Sir Cucumber Dog!
He's not just a plush toy pug; he's a dapper gentleman in a cucumber-print suit, complete with a yellow bow tie and his signature cucumber monocle. But he's got a secret, and he insists you keep it quiet with a very firm "SHHH."
This design is perfect for those who appreciate rude, funny, and offensive humour (or just really enjoy a quiet moment). Whether you're pouring a much-needed coffee or a cheeky herbal tea, this mug does the talking—or rather, the shushing—for you. It's the ultimate gag gift for a colleague, a funny birthday gift for a friend, or a perfect treat for yourself when you just need a bit of peace.
Key Features:
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Design: Features the grumpy, dapper pug, Sir Cucumber Dog, and the bold text, "SHHH."
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Material: High-quality ceramic mug.
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Sizes: Available in two generous sizes for maximum caffeine (or quiet time) consumption.
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11oz (Standard Size): Perfect for a classic cuppa.
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15oz (Large Size): Ideal for those days that require extra shushing.
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Durability: Microwave and dishwasher safe (because nobody has time for hand-washing).
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Colour: A vibrant lime green background (in your brand's signature colour) to stand out!
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
