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Let’s be honest: the family pet might be the "good boy," but your tiny human is already running circles around them (intellectually speaking, at least). It’s time to establish the household hierarchy once and for all.
This Still Smarter Than The Dog baby jersey bodysuit is for the little genius who hasn't mastered a spoon yet but definitely knows how to manipulate the adults better than the pug does. While they’re busy outsmarting the dog for the best spot on the rug, this bodysuit ensures they stay cozy and cared for throughout the day.
Crafted from 100% combed ringspun cotton, it’s incredibly gentle on delicate skin but durable enough to survive a full day of "active play." We’ve included a convenient lap shoulder design and a secure three-snap closure to allow for quick, hassle-free outfit changes, saving you precious time during those frequent wardrobe swaps.
Technical Specifications
Material: 100% combed ringspun cotton for premium softness.
Fabric Weight: A sturdy 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²).
Fit: Classic regular fit with an envelope neckline for easy dressing.
Features: Practical lap shoulders and a reliable three-snap closure.
Durability: Built to withstand the chaos of infancy and constant laundry cycles.
Still Smarter Than The Dog | Cheeky Baby Grow
£20.99
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£20.99
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Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK & US delivery is on us! Each order is fulfilled in the country of order.
This Still Smarter Than The Dog baby jersey bodysuit is for the little genius who hasn't mastered a spoon yet but definitely knows how to manipulate the adults better than the pug does. While they’re busy outsmarting the dog for the best spot on the rug, this bodysuit ensures they stay cozy and cared for throughout the day.
Crafted from 100% combed ringspun cotton, it’s incredibly gentle on delicate skin but durable enough to survive a full day of "active play." We’ve included a convenient lap shoulder design and a secure three-snap closure to allow for quick, hassle-free outfit changes, saving you precious time during those frequent wardrobe swaps.
Technical Specifications
Material: 100% combed ringspun cotton for premium softness.
Fabric Weight: A sturdy 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²).
Fit: Classic regular fit with an envelope neckline for easy dressing.
Features: Practical lap shoulders and a reliable three-snap closure.
Durability: Built to withstand the chaos of infancy and constant laundry cycles.
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
- Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
- Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
- Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
How do I choose the correct size?
Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts and premium apparel use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.
How long does delivery take?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?
Your new apparel or rude accessory is printed specifically for you. This sustainable print on demand process means production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed, we will dispatch your order and provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is your return policy?
As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. However, if your item arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph so we can resolve the issue.
How do I wash and care for this item?
Treat your new goods with the respect they deserve. Wash our organic cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) and allow them to air dry to maintain their shape. Standard ceramic mugs are entirely dishwasher safe, but our heat colour changing mugs are delicate divas that must be washed by hand.
Who is Sir Cucumber Dog?
A gentleman does not typically reveal his secrets, but for you, I will make an exception. I am Sir Cucumber Dog: a plush pug of unparalleled sophistication, permanently squeezed into a bespoke green cucumber print suit. The cucumber monocle is purely for judging your life choices, and the yellow bow tie is because I am not a savage.
As the Chairman of this establishment, I oversee a curated collection of rude and funny designs across mugs, tees, and coasters, all presented in our signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream. I am the physical embodiment of a lifestyle that prioritises sharp tailoring, strong gin, and an overwhelming disdain for the general public.