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WHAT!? INDOOR DOOR MAT

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£28.99
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WHAT!? INDOOR DOOR MAT

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We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.

Cut straight to the point with this hilariously aggressive and sarcastic indoor mat.

For those who find even a simple "hello" too much effort, this mat is the ultimate piece of rude home decor. Featuring the bold, loud, and incredibly impatient text "WHAT?!", it perfectly captures that feeling of being interrupted at home. It’s a quintessential example of British bluntness for anyone who wants to greet their guests with a healthy dose of "leave me alone."

This mat makes a brilliant funny gift for introverts, a cheeky addition to a bachelor pad, or a standout statement piece for a hallway or man cave. Built with a durable surface and a non-slip rubber base, it ensures your grumpy greeting stays firmly in place while you decide whether or not to actually open the door.

📋 Key Features:

  • Brutally Honest Design: A perfect piece of rude novelty decor that saves you the breath of asking why someone is at your house.

  • Safe & Secure: Equipped with a high-quality non-slip rubber backing to prevent sliding on laminate, wood, or tiled floors.

  • Durable Construction: Designed to handle high foot traffic while keeping the bold, shouty print crisp and clear.

  • Perfect Gift Idea: An ideal funny housewarming gift for that one friend who hates being bothered or anyone who appreciates antisocial humour.

Product Specifications:

  • Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm

  • Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm

  • Base: Non-slip rubber

  • Use: Indoor Only

Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!

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