You Weren't On Mute T-Shirt | Mind Games Collection

Ah, the digital age's most terrifying words. For those who've uttered a profanity, shared a brutally honest opinion, or just picked their nose a little too vigorously during a video call, this one's for you.

Another jewel in our 'Mind Games' collection, this t-shirt captures that gut-wrenching moment of realisation. Sir Cucumber Dog, with his perpetually unimpressed gaze and knowing monocle, has seen (or heard) it all. He's here to remind you, and everyone around you, of that inevitable online faux pas.

That bold, lime-green declaration? It's not a question; it's a chilling statement of fact.

This tee is the perfect uniform for:

• Your next video conference (a subtle warning to all).

• Humiliating your tech-challenged relatives.

• Comforting those who've lived the nightmare (they'll get it).

• Ensuring maximum awkwardness in any office environment.

Crafted from premium soft cotton (because you deserve comfort while reliving your mortifying moments), this shirt is more than just clothing; it's a public service announcement. Wear it, learn from it, and maybe check that microphone icon next time.

The Boring (But Important) Specs

Look, we know you're just here for the rude pug, but you're also buying a t-shirt. Even a discerning judge of human error like Sir Cucumber Dog appreciates quality. We can't have you looking like a total slob while you're secretly judging everyone's Zoom etiquette.

So, here's the tea on what you're actually buying.

• The Guts: It’s a solid, 100% cotton tee. Soft, breathable, and perfect for subtly hinting at digital disasters.

• The Fancy Blends: If you're picking a "special" colour, the materials change. Don't act surprised.

  • Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (for that athletic "I could have been on mute but I wasn't" look).

  • Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester (barely different, but sounds fancier).

  • Heather Colours: A 50/50 split of cotton and polyester (because you're complicated).

• The He-Man Build: This isn't some flimsy rag. It’s a respectable 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) fabric. It’s built with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, which means it's a classic tee with no annoying side seams to distract you from your silent mockery.

• The Stuff That Stops It From Falling Apart: We taped the neck and shoulders and put double seams on the sleeves and bottom hem. This shirt will likely outlast the memory of your most embarrassing virtual meeting.

• Sourcing: The blank shirt is sourced from places like Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico. Now you know.

A Few Annoying Disclaimers

(Read this before you complain to us.)

• On the Colour "White": Our "White" shirt is more of an "off-white." It's not the blinding, angelic white of a new appliance. Think... the colour of a slightly disappointed cloud.

• On the Colour "Natural": This colour has little dark speckles in it. That is intentional. It's part of the rustic charm. Don't email us about "specks." We will judge you.

Now, For the "Good Person" Part

We don't just have a giant, dusty warehouse full of these things like some soulless corporation. When you place an order, we make this product especially for you.

Yes, this means it takes a bit longer to get to your doorstep. Have patience. Your new uniform for digital schadenfreude can wait a few extra days.

Why do we do this? It's called "on-demand," and it means we don't make massive piles of crap that end up in a landfill. It cuts down on overproduction.

So, while you may be enjoying others' online misfortunes on the inside, thank you for accidentally making a thoughtful purchasing decision and doing a good thing for the planet. Go you.

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