Your Laces Are Undone T-Shirt | Mind Games Collection

Go on, make 'em look.

This t-shirt is the wearable equivalent of a petty, low-effort prank. And let's be honest, those are the best kind. As a star player in our new 'Mind Games' collection, it features Sir Cucumber Dog, looking smug and judging, patiently waiting for some idiot to fall for the oldest trick in the book.

That bold lime green text? It’s a public service announcement designed specifically to cause mild inconvenience.

This tee is the perfect way to:

• Confuse joggers in the park.

• Cause a brief moment of panic for strangers in a hurry.

• Enjoy the small, silent victory of knowing you made someone look down for absolutely no reason.

• Identify fellow sarcastic arseholes in the wild (they'll be the ones smirking at your shirt).

Crafted from premium soft cotton (because being a pest is still no excuse for poor fabric choices), this shirt is an essential addition to your arsenal. Wear it, stand back, and watch the chaos unfold. You magnificent bastard.

The Boring (But Important) Specs

Look, we know you're just here for the rude pug, but you're also buying a t-shirt. Even a petty prankster like Sir Cucumber Dog appreciates quality. We can't have you looking like a total slob while you're silently giggling at everyone.

So, here's the tea on what you're actually buying.

• The Guts: It’s a solid, 100% cotton tee. Soft, breathable, and perfect for absorbing the tears of your victims. (Kidding... mostly).

• The Fancy Blends: If you're picking a "special" colour, the materials change. Don't act surprised.

  • Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (for that athletic "I'm about to run away after this prank" look).

  • Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester (barely different, but sounds fancier).

  • Heather Colours: A 50/50 split of cotton and polyester (because you're complicated).

• The He-Man Build: This isn't some flimsy rag. It’s a respectable 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) fabric. It’s built with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, which means it's a classic tee with no annoying side seams to distract you from your mischief.

• The Stuff That Stops It From Falling Apart: We taped the neck and shoulders and put double seams on the sleeves and bottom hem. This shirt will likely outlast this joke... which is saying something, because this joke is immortal.

• Sourcing: The blank shirt is sourced from places like Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico. Now you know.

A Few Annoying Disclaimers

(Read this before you complain to us.)

• On the Colour "White": Our "White" shirt is more of an "off-white." It's not the blinding, angelic white of a new appliance. Think... the colour of a slightly disappointed cloud.

• On the Colour "Natural": This colour has little dark speckles in it. That is intentional. It's part of the rustic charm. Don't email us about "specks." We will judge you.

Now, For the "Good Person" Part

We don't just have a giant, dusty warehouse full of these things like some soulless corporation. When you place an order, we make this product especially for you.

Yes, this means it takes a bit longer to get to your doorstep. Have patience. Your new uniform for causing minor chaos can wait a few extra days.

Why do we do this? It's called "on-demand," and it means we don't make massive piles of crap that end up in a landfill. It cuts down on overproduction.

So, while you may be a public nuisance on the inside, thank you for accidentally making a thoughtful purchasing decision and doing a good thing for the planet. Go you.

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