Forget tithing—we’ve got bigger problems. Specifically, that slightly awkward, five-pound debt hanging over your soul.
Look, we all know one. The sweet, older relative who has a kitchen cabinet overflowing with inspirational mugs. You know the ones: "Live, Laugh, Love," a pastel depiction of a sunrise, or maybe just a mug with an aggressively smiling Bible quote.
Well, we decided to make a mug that cuts through all that saccharine nonsense and gets right to the point: the "I Still Owe Jesus A Fiver" mug.
Your New Theological Statement
Is it a joke? Is it a confession? Is it a warning? Yes. All of the above.
This mug isn't just a piece of ceramic; it’s a tiny, rude, and hilarious theological statement. It perfectly captures that awkward, slightly guilty feeling when you see your granny's perfect piety and realize you definitely haven't been as good as you promised.
The design is bold, the yellow text is practically screaming its financial transgression, and it's surrounded by a cool, deep teal—a subtle nod to the dark abyss of your personal debt ledger.
For the Person Who's Seen It All (and Maybe Owed It All)
Let's be honest, who is most likely to be walking around with a vague, decades-old, five-pound spiritual debt? The person who has been on this mortal coil long enough to misplace a fiver during the Nixon administration!
This mug is the perfect cheeky wink for the lovely old person in your life who has reached an age where their primary concerns are:
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Where they put their reading glasses.
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Whether they remembered to set the heating.
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The growing possibility that they'll be meeting the ultimate accounts manager very soon, and they should probably start checking their pockets for that forgotten note.
It’s a truly magnificent piece of offensive-yet-endearing ceramic that acknowledges the loooong life they've lived and all the little, forgivable sins along the way. It's funny because, statistically, anyone over a certain age must have a backlog of small cosmic IOUs. A quid to the milkman, a couple of pounds lost in the sofa, and, yes, a fiver to the Big Man Upstairs.
A Mug for the Misguided and the Malicious
Who else is this mug for?
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The Sarcastic Secret Santa: Are you looking to stir the pot at the office holiday party? This mug is guaranteed to cause a few double-takes and maybe even an accidental giggle from the HR department.
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The Un-Reverent Relative: Got a family member who loves a joke almost as much as they love attending mass? This is the perfect blend of cheeky and slightly blasphemous to make them laugh.
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You (The Slightly Broke Sinner): Let’s face it, we all owe someone something. At least with this mug, you can proudly display your outstanding debt to the universe's ultimate creditor while you sip your morning coffee.
Forget those mugs that tell you to have a blessed day. We’d rather just settle up our outstanding debts first.
Grab the "I Still Owe Jesus A Fiver" mug today, and let the entire world know that you're an absolute legend... who is maybe just a little light on cash.
P.S. Need a gift to complement this absolute gem? Pair it with one of our other rude coasters or tees. After all, if you're going to be a sinner, you might as well be a fashionable one.
