Ready for a bit of cheeky mischief? Step right up to the official home of the Cucumber Dog Blogs, narrated by the one and only Sir Cucumber Dog himself—the dapper pug in the cucumber-print suit and monocle. Prepare yourself for a weekly dose of unfiltered, outrageously funny content that is absolutely not safe for work (or overly sensitive relatives). Whether he's reviewing the rudest designs we've printed on our latest mugs and tees, plotting his next pug-led corporate takeover, or simply complaining about the lack of decent biscuits, this is where the proper fun begins. Dive in, and try not to spill your tea laughing.