FRESH OFF THE PRESS
Behold! The freshest bounty from the comedy patch, personally inspected by Sir Cucumber Dog himself. This is the only place to find our brand-spanking-new designs—crisp, cool, and guaranteed to be delightfully inappropriate. Don't miss out on the latest gear: grab our newest novelty mugs, fresh funny tees, latest humorous coasters, and the newest rude indoor mats before they go stale. This is the best collection of funny merchandise and novelty gifts guaranteed to provide shock and laughter.
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The 'Old Man's Sack' Bath Mat -
Let's Party! Alien T-Shirt: Get Abducted by Fun -
The Male Dreamer Bath Mat -
The DJ Set Mat: Vintage Welcome Indoor Door Mat -
"WELCOME. (IF YOU HAVE BEER.)" Indoor Door Mat -
WELCOME. (IF YOU HAVE WINE.)" Indoor Door Mat -
BEWARE OF THE DOG: The 'Twat Dog' Indoor Mat -
"Rub Your Shoes On Me!" Flirty Indoor Door Mat -
WARNING: The Dog Lick Mat (Indoor Entrance Mat) -
Asylum Entry Mat: Welcome to "The Lunatics' Asylum" -
Rude Dog Fart Welcome Mat | Funny Pet Owner Gift | Indoor Entryway Mat -
The Bossy Bath Mat: DO NOT LEAVE ME ON THE FLOOR BITCH! -
The Suggestive Bath Mat: YOU'RE MAKING ME MOIST! -
Rude Bath Mat: "I CAN SEE YOUR BITS." Funny Staring Eyes Mat | Privacy Humour Gift -
Twats Food Corner" Pet Bowl Mat -
"Feed Me Bitch!" Pet Bowl Mat -
The Fart Factory Fuelling Station: Dog Bowl Mat -
Ouck FFF White Mug -
I Often Remind Myself Of Things I Can't Remember T-Shirt -
Groom In Training T-Shirt -
Butt Plug Christmas T-Shirt -
Reading This Will Make You Wet Yourself T-Shirt -
My Favourite Kind Of Pizza Is Chips T-Shirt -
Warning May Turn Into A Bicycle T-Shirt
