Sir Cucumber Dog Originals

Unwavering Aristocratic Disapproval. Welcome to the official executive suite of Sir Cucumber Dog, our Chief Judgement Officer. Every piece in this collection features the boss himself—complete with his bespoke green cucumber-print suit, yellow bow tie, and signature cucumber-slice monocle—engineered to project severe, unspoken indifference across any boardroom, home office, or local pub.

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Sir Cucumber Dog Originals | Official Cucumber Dog Merch & Sarcastic Gifts

Browse the official Sir Cucumber Dog Originals collection at Cucumber Dog, purveyors of premium lethargy and proper British hostility. Every product is graded on the Cucumber Dog Offensive Rating scale (1/5 Mildly Sarcastic to 5/5 Definite HR Violation) and dispatched locally across the United States and Canada with FREE shipping on orders over $60.00.