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Cucumber Dog "Proud Team Player" Mug | Funny Rude Work Mug
£17.00
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The perfect mug for that zoom call!
- CJO (Chief Judgement Officer)
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Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK & US delivery is on us! Each order is fulfilled in the country of order.
The ultimate funny office mug for surviving workplace politics.
If you’ve ever smiled through a meeting while mentally drafting your resignation speech, this funny work mug gets it. The “Proud Team Player” mug is designed for anyone walking the fine line between professional excellence and total internal meltdown.
This brilliantly sarcastic office mug shows both sides of your personality. One side proudly declares:
PROUD TEAM PLAYER!
Flip it around, and there’s the truth you’re really thinking:
I HATE YOU ALL!!
Both sides feature the ever-judgemental Cucumber Dog, suited, monocled, and silently questioning every life choice that led you to that meeting.
Set on crisp white ceramic, the bold design makes your message loud and clear, whether you’re facing your boss or protecting your sanity. It’s the perfect funny coworker gift, a savage Secret Santa option, or a daily survival tool for your own desk.
Why this is the best seat at the table:
Dual-Sided Design:
- Features both the "Team Player" and "I Hate You" slogans.
- Signature Style: Showcases Sir Cucumber Dog in his iconic lime green suit.
- Built for the Office: Microwave and dishwasher safe for those endless back-to-back meetings.
- Premium Quality: Lead and BPA-free ceramic that feels as solid as your workplace boundaries.
- Picture this sitting on your desk during a meeting. Boss walks past? Team Player side forward. Colleagues testing your patience? Quick swivel. Instant honesty. Zero consequences (hopefully).
- Perfect for:
- Funny office gifts
- Rude coworker presents
- Secret Santa chaos
- Anyone surviving corporate life with sarcasm
Free UK shipping on all orders (yes, really). Each mug is made to order, so please allow a few extra days for printing and dispatch.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3 to 5 business days for production before your freshly printed order is shipped.
Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we will sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
When will I receive my mug?
Patience is a virtue, one I can see you likely do not possess. Your new vessel of disdain is printed specifically for you upon order. Production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed and shipped, we will provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is the returns policy?
Let me be absolutely clear. As each ceramic masterpiece is a bespoke item printed specifically for you, we do not accept returns for a sudden change of mind. Your fleeting whims are your own affair.
However, if your mug arrives looking like it wrestled a badger in transit (i.e., is damaged or misprinted), that is simply unacceptable. Contact our support minions immediately with a clear photograph of the disaster. We shall move heaven and earth to replace it and ensure you receive the perfection you paid for.
How do I care for my product?
We have provided the hostile typography; now you need to do the responsible bit. Treat these items properly, or Sir Cucumber Dog will be sorely disappointed in you.
- Standard Mugs (11 oz & 15 oz): Good news. These are certified high-quality ceramic. You can shove them in the dishwasher and microwave without guilt. Just do not let your incompetent colleagues steal them.
- Heat Colour Changing Mugs: Listen up, these are delicate divas. HAND WASH THEM ONLY. Putting this variant in the microwave or dishwasher is a direct insult to the magic inside. You will ruin it. Do not do it.
Is this design suitable for the workplace?
Only if your colleagues possess a shred of self-awareness or your HR department has given up entirely. We highly recommend placing it firmly on your desk to deter pointless meetings, bad ideas, and general stupidity.