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Asylum Entry Mat: Welcome to "The Lunatics' Asylum"
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Tired of trying to explain your family to your guests? Don't bother. Just let this funny doormat do the talking!
This hilariously honest indoor mat is the perfect, cheeky way to greet visitors and set expectations before they step over the threshold. Whether you have chaotic kids, a perpetually confused spouse, or you're just a little bit mad yourself, this novelty welcome mat celebrates the happy chaos of your home. It's rude, it's funny, and it tells the truth. It makes an ideal housewarming gift for families who don't take themselves too seriously.
Features of The Lunatics' Asylum Mat:
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Honest Greeting: Boldly announces "The Lunatics' Asylum" to all who dare enter your entryway.
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Stays Put: Designed with a robust non-slip rubber base to ensure safety and stability, even when the lunatics are running rampant.
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Crisp Print: The large printable area ensures the text is clear and unmissable, delivering your funny family warning clearly.
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Ideal for the Indoors: Perfect for use in the hallway, entryway, or mudroom.
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
