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At Least The Dog Thinks I'm Cool T-shirt
£19.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Your kids think you're cringe. Your partner rolls their eyes at your jokes. Your mates properly rinse you in the group chat. But there's one member of the household whose opinion truly matters, and in their eyes, you are a legend. This T-shirt is for the unsung heroes whose coolness is validated only by the ecstatic tail wags of their dog.
This tee states the simple, beautiful truth for everyone to see, with the word "cool" given the huge, oversized respect it deserves. And who's that embodying this effortless vibe? A shades-wearing Sir Cucumber Dog, the coolest pug on the block, giving you his silent nod of approval. He knows. He gets it.
This is the perfect uniform for dog walks, lazy Sundays on the sofa, and any situation where you need a reminder that at least one living creature thinks you're the absolute bee's knees.
Why This Shirt Is Your Dog's Favourite:
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The Ultimate Validation: A wearable testament to the only opinion that really counts.
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Effortlessly Cool: Just like you (in your dog's eyes, anyway).
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Royal Mail, On The House: Dispatched with Free UK Shipping, because cool people shouldn't have to pay for postage.
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Supreme Comfort: Made from soft, sturdy cotton, perfect for receiving slobbery kisses and belly rub demands.
The Fiddly Bits (Specs):
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Fabric Composition:
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Solid colours are 100% cotton.
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Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
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Heather colours are a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend for the effortlessly cool.
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Fabric Weight: A solid 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).
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Construction: Made with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, with a taped neck and shoulders. Plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem. Built to withstand enthusiastic greetings at the door.
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Sourced From: Our blank tees are sourced from various corners of the world (Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico).
A Note On Your Order (It's made fresh, just for you): Your dog's approval is constant, but this t-shirt isn't. We don't have a big pile of them waiting. Each one is printed fresh just for you the moment you place your order. This on-demand wizardry means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it's brilliant for cutting down on waste. So you're being a thoughtful consumer. Your dog would be proud.
Heads-Up (Disclaimers):
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The White tee is more of an 'off-white'.
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The Natural colour has dark speckles in it. It's a feature, not a flaw.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
