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BEWARE OF THE DOG: The 'Twat Dog' Indoor Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Forget your standard "Beware of the Dog" sign. This dog welcome mat tells the unvarnished, brutally honest truth about your beloved yet infuriating companion!
This funny doormat is the ultimate expression of the dog-owner's experience: they're annoying, they're dramatic, and yes, sometimes they're a right twat—but we wouldn't trade them for the world. If you love your dog but aren't afraid to call them out for their behaviour, this is the perfect, hilariously rude welcome for your front door. It’s an ideal gag gift for dog lovers who appreciate adult humour.
Key Features of this Honest Pet Mat:
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Honest Warning: The text, "BEWARE OF THE DOG. THE DOG IS A TWAT. IT IS ANNOYING. BUT WE LOVE IT!" sets realistic expectations for visitors.
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Pet-Owner Humour: Perfect for anyone who appreciates the funny, rude reality of sharing a home with a four-legged menace.
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Stay-Put Design: Equipped with a non-slip rubber base to ensure the mat stays exactly where it belongs, even when the twat dog decides to do a mad dash past it.
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Indoor Use Only: Keep this masterpiece of comedy home decor safe and sound inside your entryway.
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
