BOLLOCKS! YOU'RE HERE! Sarcastic Indoor Door Mat
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£28.99
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BOLLOCKS! YOU'RE HERE! Sarcastic Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Give your guests the warm, fuzzy welcome they actually deserve with this brilliantly blunt and sarcastic indoor mat.
Perfect for those who find traditional hospitality a bit too much effort, this mat is the ultimate piece of rude home decor. Featuring the bold, unmissable text "BOLLOCKS! YOU'RE HERE!", it’s designed to let visitors know exactly how you feel about their arrival before they’ve even taken their coats off. It is a quintessential example of British humour for anyone who prefers a bit of honest, rude wit over a polite "hello".
This mat makes a fantastic funny housewarming gift for friends who hate people, a cheeky addition to a bachelor pad, or a standout statement piece for a hallway or man cave. Built with a durable surface and a non-slip rubber base, it ensures your grumpy greeting stays firmly in place.
Key Features:
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Classic British Wit: A perfect piece of rude novelty decor that uses one of the UK's favourite expletives to maximum effect.
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Safe & Secure: Equipped with a high-quality non-slip rubber backing to prevent sliding on laminate, wood, or tiled floors.
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Durable Construction: Designed to withstand high foot traffic while keeping the crisp, bold print clearly visible.
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Perfect Gift Idea: An ideal funny anniversary gift or unique present for that one friend who values their "me time" above all else.
Product Specifications:
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Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm
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Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm
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Base: Non-slip rubber
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Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
