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Full Homo. No Apologies. T-Shirt
£19.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Done with whispering? Good. Subtlety is for other people. This T-shirt is for the unapologetically, gloriously, and entirely queer. It’s not a request for acceptance; it's a technicolour statement of fact.
This tee lays it all out on the table. "Full homo." in proud, vibrant text, followed by a massive "NO apologies," with the 'O' replaced by a brilliant rainbow Pride flag. It’s a wearable declaration, a conversation starter, and a very clear personal policy.
This is the perfect uniform for Pride, for the pub, for putting your conservative relatives on edge at Sunday lunch, or for any day you feel like being 100% yourself, with zero discounts and absolutely no returns policy.
Why This Shirt is Your New Favourite:
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Unapologetically Queer: A bold, in-your-face statement of pride and identity.
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Vibrant Design: A colourful, powerful design that’s impossible to ignore.
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Pride Shouldn't Cost Extra: Dispatched with Free UK Shipping. You're welcome.
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Comfort for the Courageous: Made from soft, sturdy cotton, ideal for marching, dancing, or just being fabulously you on the sofa.
The Fiddly Bits (Specs):
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Fabric Composition:
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Solid colours are 100% cotton.
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Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
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Heather colours are a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend of pure, unadulterated pride.
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Fabric Weight: A solid 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).
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Construction: Made with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, with a taped neck and shoulders. Plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem. It’s built to last as long as your pride.
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Sourced From: Our blank tees are sourced from various corners of the world (Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico).
A Note On Your Order (It's made especially for you): This shirt isn't just sitting in a pile. Each one is printed fresh just for you the moment you place your order. This on-demand wizardry means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it's brilliant for cutting down on waste. So you’re making a thoughtful choice while planning your next glorious entrance.
Heads-Up (Disclaimers):
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The White tee is more of an 'off-white'.
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The Natural colour has dark speckles in it. It's a feature, not a flaw.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
