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GINGER'S BATH MAT" - The Most Demanding Mat in the House!
£25.00
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£25.00
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Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK & US delivery is on us! Each order is fulfilled in the country of order.
Treat your feet to the luxurious demands of Ginger’s Bath Mat.
For the proud red-head who’s heard it all, this mat is a hilarious, passive-aggressive stake-claim on the bathroom floor. Designed for those who appreciate comfort and a bit of a cheeky tell-off, this funny slogan mat turns your bathroom floor into a throne room for your feet—provided, of course, that you're deemed worthy to step on it.
It's all good fun, of course, but even those who constantly get the mickey taken out of them deserve a bit of plush luxury! This rude humour gift is perfect for your fiery-haired friends.
✨ Features That Demand Attention
Soft Microfibre Top: Highly absorbent and wonderfully soft, offering a comfy place to step after a shower. It soaks up the wet stuff quickly, but don't expect a 'thank you'.
Cushioned Memory Foam Inner: A proper plush interior that cushions your feet—it's soft enough to forgive the rudeness of the text. Seriously, it's like stepping onto a cloud made of sheer nerve.
Non-Slip Base: Essential for bathroom safety! This base ensures the mat stays firmly planted on slippery tiles, so you don't slip up while being told off.
Approx. Size: A good, noticeable size for your toilet mat area at 60 x 40 cm. Large enough to deliver its message with impact.
🎨 Art, Attitude, and Aftercare
Vibrant Edge-to-Edge Print: The artwork is printed across the entire mat, ensuring the bold, crisp text stands out brilliantly against the striking orange background. The design is demanding, and the print quality matches.
Keeping It Clean: When it inevitably gets dirty, simply wash at 30 degrees. Air drying is always best for a demanding diva like this!
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
- Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
- Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
- Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
How do I choose the correct size?
Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts and premium apparel use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.
How long does delivery take?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?
Your new apparel or rude accessory is printed specifically for you. This sustainable print on demand process means production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed, we will dispatch your order and provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is your return policy?
As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. However, if your item arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph so we can resolve the issue.
How do I wash and care for this item?
Treat your new goods with the respect they deserve. Wash our organic cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) and allow them to air dry to maintain their shape. Standard ceramic mugs are entirely dishwasher safe, but our heat colour changing mugs are delicate divas that must be washed by hand.
Who is Sir Cucumber Dog?
A gentleman does not typically reveal his secrets, but for you, I will make an exception. I am Sir Cucumber Dog: a plush pug of unparalleled sophistication, permanently squeezed into a bespoke green cucumber print suit. The cucumber monocle is purely for judging your life choices, and the yellow bow tie is because I am not a savage.
As the Chairman of this establishment, I oversee a curated collection of rude and funny designs across mugs, tees, and coasters, all presented in our signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream. I am the physical embodiment of a lifestyle that prioritises sharp tailoring, strong gin, and an overwhelming disdain for the general public.