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GINGER'S BATH MAT" - The Most Demanding Mat in the House!
£23.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Treat your feet to the luxurious demands of Ginger’s Bath Mat.
For the proud red-head who’s heard it all, this mat is a hilarious, passive-aggressive stake-claim on the bathroom floor. Designed for those who appreciate comfort and a bit of a cheeky tell-off, this funny slogan mat turns your bathroom floor into a throne room for your feet—provided, of course, that you're deemed worthy to step on it.
It's all good fun, of course, but even those who constantly get the mickey taken out of them deserve a bit of plush luxury! This rude humour gift is perfect for your fiery-haired friends.
✨ Features That Demand Attention
Soft Microfibre Top: Highly absorbent and wonderfully soft, offering a comfy place to step after a shower. It soaks up the wet stuff quickly, but don't expect a 'thank you'.
Cushioned Memory Foam Inner: A proper plush interior that cushions your feet—it's soft enough to forgive the rudeness of the text. Seriously, it's like stepping onto a cloud made of sheer nerve.
Non-Slip Base: Essential for bathroom safety! This base ensures the mat stays firmly planted on slippery tiles, so you don't slip up while being told off.
Approx. Size: A good, noticeable size for your toilet mat area at 60 x 40 cm. Large enough to deliver its message with impact.
🎨 Art, Attitude, and Aftercare
Vibrant Edge-to-Edge Print: The artwork is printed across the entire mat, ensuring the bold, crisp text stands out brilliantly against the striking orange background. The design is demanding, and the print quality matches.
Keeping It Clean: When it inevitably gets dirty, simply wash at 30 degrees. Air drying is always best for a demanding diva like this!
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
