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GUARANTEED ENTRY IF YOU'RE A WEIRDO!" Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Finally, a mat that celebrates your strange friends!
This mat offers a hilarious, unconventional welcome and a clear policy: sanity is optional! Featuring the bold, statement text "GUARANTEED ENTRY IF YOU'RE A WEIRDO!", this mat is perfect for anyone who embraces the quirky and the bizarre. It's a great piece of sarcastic home decor that announces your acceptance of all things odd.
It's an essential funny gift for friends who pride themselves on being weird, or a brilliant housewarming present for the most eccentric person you know. This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only—keep the weirdness safely contained indoors!
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
