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Cucumber Dog "I Don't Like You" Mug | Rude Sarcastic Gift
£17.00
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£17.00
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Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK & US delivery is on us! Each order is fulfilled in the country of order.
Honesty is the best policy. Usually.
Some mornings, you just need to let the world know exactly where they stand before you’ve even finished your first coffee. This Cucumber Dog mug features the iconic Sir Cucumber Dog in his signature green suit, delivering the blunt, sarcastic message that everyone else is thinking, but only you (and the pug) are brave enough to say.
Whether it’s for the office, the kitchen, or as a gift for that one person who appreciates a bit of "rude and funny" humor, this mug is the ultimate conversation starter (or finisher).
Why it’s better than your average mug:
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Sir Cucumber Dog Approved: High-quality print featuring the most judgmental pug in the business.
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Two Sizes for Two Moods: Available in a standard 11 oz for a quick caffeine hit, or a massive 15 oz for those days when "I don't like you" needs to last all morning.
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Built for Real Life: Dishwasher and microwave safe. Because Sir Cucumber Dog doesn't expect you to do the washing up by hand.
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Safe for Humans: Lead and BPA-free ceramic, ensuring your sarcasm remains the only toxic thing in the room.
Crafted to Order
At Cucumber Dog, we don’t believe in dusty warehouses. Your mug is created specifically for you the moment you order it. This reduces waste and ensures your funny pug gift arrives fresh and ready to offend.
Free UK Shipping. Sir Cucumber Dog covers the delivery costs on every single order. No hidden fees, just zero bullsh*t.
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
- Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
- Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
- Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
How do I choose the correct size?
Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts and premium apparel use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.
How long does delivery take?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?
Your new apparel or rude accessory is printed specifically for you. This sustainable print on demand process means production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed, we will dispatch your order and provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is your return policy?
As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. However, if your item arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph so we can resolve the issue.
How do I wash and care for this item?
Treat your new goods with the respect they deserve. Wash our organic cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) and allow them to air dry to maintain their shape. Standard ceramic mugs are entirely dishwasher safe, but our heat colour changing mugs are delicate divas that must be washed by hand.
Who is Sir Cucumber Dog?
A gentleman does not typically reveal his secrets, but for you, I will make an exception. I am Sir Cucumber Dog: a plush pug of unparalleled sophistication, permanently squeezed into a bespoke green cucumber print suit. The cucumber monocle is purely for judging your life choices, and the yellow bow tie is because I am not a savage.
As the Chairman of this establishment, I oversee a curated collection of rude and funny designs across mugs, tees, and coasters, all presented in our signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream. I am the physical embodiment of a lifestyle that prioritises sharp tailoring, strong gin, and an overwhelming disdain for the general public.