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Rude Colour Changing Mug | Social Battery Indicator | Funny Office Gift for Introverts
£14.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
The Ultimate Social Battery Indicator!
We all know those mornings where even breathing feels like too much social interaction. For those days, let your colour changing mug do the talking... or, more accurately, the warning.
This 11oz mug starts as a sleek, innocent black void—perfectly matching how you feel inside. But as you pour in your life-giving hot beverage, a critical message magically appears in that signature, eye-watering lime green: "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, LEAVE ME ALONE UNTIL YOU CAN'T!"
It’s the perfect paradox: by the time anyone can read the warning, it's already too late for them. But it serves as a clear sign that you are mid-recharge and all non-essential communication is banned until the mug is empty. This is the perfect funny gift for introverts and anyone suffering from social anxiety.
Why It's the Perfect Warning System:
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A Clear Message: No more grunting at co-workers. Just point to the slogan mug.
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Hilarious Office Gift: The perfect rude gift for the friend or colleague who hates mornings (and maybe people, too).
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Sarcasm Activated: It's literally powered by heat and sarcasm—a genuine novelty mug.
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That Colour! It's not just any green; it's the official green of "I'm not kidding, go away."
The Details:
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Type: 11oz Colour Changing "Magic" Mug
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Colour: Black when cold, reveals the design when hot
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Design: High-quality, durable print
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Material: Ceramic
⚠️ IMPORTANT CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
This mug is magical, but also a bit of a diva. To protect its powers: HAND WASH ONLY. (Dishwashers are magic-killing machines) NOT MICROWAVE SAFE. (Don't risk the meltdown)
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
