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I'M A STUDENT. IT'S ALLOWED TO BE MESSY." Indoor Door Mat

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I'M A STUDENT. IT'S ALLOWED TO BE MESSY." Indoor Door Mat

£28.99
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We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.

Funny Student Doormat: I'm A Student. It's Allowed To Be Messy.

Tired of apologising for the permanent state of your kitchen? Lay down the ultimate excuse for the chaotic flat right at the door with this brilliantly sarcastic doormat!

This mat is the perfect, honest welcome for any student pad, messy house share, or generally highly chaotic home. The bold design features the undeniable justification: "I'M A STUDENT. IT'S ALLOWED TO BE MESSY," immediately setting clear expectations for any guest. Expect a huge, knowing chuckle from fellow students and instant recognition from graduates who’ve been there.

This rude and funny student gift is an absolute must-have for a new uni flat or shared accommodation. It’s the ideal housewarming present for starting university, or a brilliant rude gift for anyone who embraces the mess.

Made with a durable non-slip rubber base, this indoor-only doormat is built to withstand student foot traffic (and maybe the occasional spilled instant noodles). Buy the best sarcastic doormat online today!

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  • Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm | Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm | Base: Non-slip rubber | Use: Indoor Only

Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!

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