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I've Got A Yacht To Do T-shirt
£19.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Some people have a to-do list that involves mowing the lawn, popping to Tesco, or putting the bins out. Yours is a little more... pressing. While the land-lubbers are stressing about spreadsheets, you've got actual, important, water-based business to attend to.
This T-shirt is the ultimate busy-brag. It’s a glorious, top-tier pun that says, "Sorry, can't help you with that, my hands are tied with far more sophisticated problems." It perfectly captures that feeling of wanting to be out on the Solent, not stuck in traffic on the M27.
Perfect for the seasoned sailor, the weekend hobbyist, or anyone who just wants to project an air of being far too important for mundane chores. It’s the ideal uniform for a day at the marina, a trip to Cowes, or just for winding up your colleagues on a Friday afternoon.
Why This Shirt Should Be On Your To-Do List:
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An A-Class Pun: A dad-joke so magnificent, it deserves its own mooring.
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The Ultimate 'Out of Office': Announce your superior schedule without saying a word.
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Royal Mail, On The House: Dispatched with Free UK Shipping, leaving you more cash for boat bits and G&Ts.
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Comfort for Captains: Made from soft, sturdy cotton, ideal for swabbing the deck or, more likely, enjoying a pint at the yacht club.
The Fiddly Bits (Ship's Log & Specs):
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Fabric Composition:
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Solid colours are 100% cotton.
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Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
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Heather colours are a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend of pure, unadulterated leisure.
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Fabric Weight: A solid 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).
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Construction: Made with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, with a taped neck and shoulders. Plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem. Built to withstand a stiff sea breeze.
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Sourced From: Our blank tees are sourced from various corners of the world (Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico).
A Note On Your Order (Fresh off the production line): We don't keep these tees docked in a warehouse. Each one is printed fresh just for you the moment you click 'buy'. This on-demand wizardry means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it's brilliant for cutting down on waste. A fine vessel takes time to prepare, and so does a fine t-shirt.
Heads-Up (Disclaimers):
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The White tee is more of an 'off-white'.
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The Natural colour has dark speckles in it. It's a feature, not a flaw.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
