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LOOKING FIT AS ALWAYS - The Ego Boost Mat
£23.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Step out of the shower and right onto a glorious affirmation of your fitness—whether you've been to the gym or just navigated the minefield of a tricky day. This funny slogan mat is designed for those who appreciate their own magnificence and the rude humour to back it up.
A perfect addition to your line of cheeky home goods, this mat turns your floor into a personal fan club.
Features That Keep You Looking Good
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Soft Microfibre Top: Highly absorbent and wonderfully soft, offering a comfy place to step after a shower. It’s the perfect, plush spot to admire your reflection (or just your feet).
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Cushioned Memory Foam Inner: A proper plush interior that cushions your feet—it’s soft enough to forgive the rudeness and self-aggrandisement of the message. Instant comfort, zero modesty.
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Non-Slip Base: Essential for bathroom safety! This base ensures the mat stays firmly planted on slippery tiles. You may be bragging, but at least you won't be falling.
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Approx. Size: A good, noticeable size for your toilet mat area at 60 x 40 cm. Large enough to deliver its message with maximum impact.
Art, Attitude, and Aftercare
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Vibrant Edge-to-Edge Print: The artwork is printed across the entire mat, ensuring the bold, crisp text stands out brilliantly against the sophisticated grey background.
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Keeping It Clean: When this superstar inevitably gets dirty, simply wash at 30 degrees. Air drying is always best for a demanding diva like this!
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
