Sir Cucumber Dog "Looking Fit As Always" Rude Bath Mat

Step out of the shower and right onto a glorious affirmation of your fitness, whether you have been to the gym or just navigated the minefield of a tricky day. This funny slogan mat from the Sir Cucumber Dog collection is designed for those who appreciate their own magnificence and have the rude humour to back it up. A perfect addition to our line of cheeky home goods, this Cucumber Dog mat turns your bathroom floor into a personal fan club.

Features That Keep You Looking Good

• Soft Microfibre Top: Highly absorbent and wonderfully soft, offering a comfy place to step after a shower. It is the perfect, plush spot to admire your reflection (or just your feet).

• Cushioned Memory Foam Inner: A proper plush interior that cushions your feet. It is soft enough to forgive the rudeness and self aggrandisement of the message. Instant comfort, zero modesty.

• Non Slip Base: Essential for bathroom safety! This base ensures the mat stays firmly planted on slippery tiles. You may be bragging, but at least you won't be falling.

• Ideal Size: A good, noticeable size for your bathroom or toilet area at 60 x 40 cm. Large enough to deliver its message with maximum impact.

Art, Attitude, and Aftercare

• Vibrant Edge to Edge Print: The artwork is printed across the entire mat, ensuring the bold, crisp text stands out brilliantly against the sophisticated grey background.

• Keeping It Clean: When this superstar inevitably gets dirty, simply wash at 30 degrees. Air drying is always best for a demanding diva like this!

Product Specifications

• Brand: Sir Cucumber Dog

• Material: Microfibre with Memory Foam core

• Dimensions: 60 x 40 cm

• Safety: Non slip backing