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MMM SOCKS!The Very Odd Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Give your guests an immediate, hilariously odd welcome that will leave them completely bewildered!
This unique and funny door mat is the ultimate statement piece for any home that embraces truly bizarre sarcastic humour. The mat has a secret: it gets excited when people wipe their feet on it. Featuring the unforgettable text, "QUICKLY! TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF. I WANT THOSE SOCKS ON ME! MMM SOCKS!", this mat explicitly conveys its unsettling sock fetish right on your doorstep.
This mat is guaranteed to be a conversation starter and a memorable piece of rude novelty decor. It’s an ideal quirky gift for friends who appreciate the surreal, the unexpected, and the slightly taboo. This mat delivers a memorable, slightly unsettling invitation that will keep your guests talking long after they've left. Plus, with a reliable non-slip rubber base, it stays firmly put while you are dealing with the highly specific, fetishistic demands of the floor. This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
