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My Favourite Word Is Moist White Mug
£12.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
It’s the word that makes people visibly uncomfortable. The one that causes a collective shudder in a room. And you, you magnificent deviant, love it. This mug is your trophy.
This mug doesn't just suggest; it screams your favourite word in a glorious, unmissable lime green that’s impossible to ignore. It’s a statement piece. It’s a social experiment. It’s a guaranteed way to find out which of your colleagues has a sense of humour.
And who’s that at the bottom, silently judging everyone's reaction? Sir Cucumber Dog, of course. He's not disgusted; he's just disappointed in their lack of verbal sophistication.
Perfect for the office kitchen to see who flinches first, an ideal gift for the baker with a wicked sense of humour, or just for your own personal use, to enjoy a lovely, moist slice of Victoria sponge with a perfectly matched cuppa.
Why You Absolutely Need This Linguistic Crime:
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Guaranteed Conversation Starter: (Or, more likely, a conversation ender).
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Free UK Shipping: We'll post this masterpiece of discomfort right to your door, no extra charge.
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Sir Cucumber Dog Approved: Our dapper pug stands with you in your love for this beautifully awkward word.
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Two Sizes for Maximum Discomfort: Choose the standard 11oz for daily awkwardness, or the large 15oz for when you really want to make a statement.
Mug Details (The Boring, But Important Bit):
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Material: Durable white ceramic.
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Size Options: Available in two glorious sizes:
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Standard 11 oz (0.33 l): Perfect for a standard tea or coffee.
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Large 15 oz (0.44 l): For when you need a bigger dose of caffeine to deal with the fallout.
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Care: Microwave & dishwasher safe, because even agents of chaos appreciate convenience.
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Quality: Rounded corners and a comfortable C-handle.
A Note On Your Order (Because we’re not a faceless corporation): We don't have a secret stash of 'Moist' mugs sitting in a damp warehouse. Each one is printed fresh just for you the moment you click 'order'. This bespoke approach means it might take a little longer to arrive, but it's brilliant for cutting down on waste. So, while you're making your colleagues uncomfortable, you can feel smug about being a thoughtful, eco-conscious consumer. You're a complex individual.
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
