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ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. BEST OF 3. NOW." Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
It's time to settle things the old-fashioned way! Win. You come in. Lose then it's goodbye!
This mat is the ultimate challenging welcome and a clear sign that friendly competition is required for entry. Featuring the assertive text "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. BEST OF 3. NOW.", this mat is guaranteed to get a laugh and perhaps even a spontaneous round of games started right on your doorstep.
It's the perfect funny novelty gift for gamers, competitive friends, or anyone who enjoys sarcastic humour. This durable mat sets a fun, playful tone and is suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
