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SERIOUS WARNING: DOG MAY HUMP YOU. Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Give your guests a clear (and hilarious) serious warning about the enthusiastic nature of your four-legged friend!
This rude dog door mat is the ultimate statement piece for pet owners who embrace the chaotic, slightly embarrassing reality of dog ownership. Featuring the unforgettable text, "SERIOUS WARNING: DOG MAY HUMP YOU," this mat is guaranteed to get a massive laugh and perhaps even a nervous giggle from your visitors.
It's the ideal naughty gift for dog lovers or a fantastic piece of funny pet owner decor. This mat sets expectations immediately, letting everyone know they enter the 'hump zone' at their own risk! This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
