SHOES OFF! PEASANT! Sir Cucumber Dog Indoor Mat
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£28.99
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SHOES OFF! PEASANT! Sir Cucumber Dog Indoor Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Demand the respect your floors deserve with this delightfully condescending indoor mat.
Featuring the illustrious Sir Cucumber Dog—our signature plush pug in his finest cucumber-print suit and monocle—this mat is the ultimate piece of rude home decor. The bold, insulting command "SHOES OFF! PEASANT!" is perfect for homeowners who want to keep their carpets clean while making it very clear who holds the higher social standing in the hallway. It’s a brilliant example of British humour that combines high-class sass with a very bossy pug.
This mat makes a fantastic funny housewarming gift for friends with a superior attitude, a cheeky addition to a posh flat, or a standout statement piece for your entryway. Built with a durable surface and a non-slip rubber base, it ensures your royal decree stays firmly in place.
📋 Key Features:
Featuring Sir Cucumber Dog: This mat showcases our iconic pug mascot in his signature green suit and yellow bow tie.
Hilariously Rude Design: A perfect piece of novelty decor for those who prefer insults over a traditional "Welcome" message.
Safe & Secure: Equipped with a high-quality non-slip rubber backing to prevent sliding on laminate, wood, or tiled floors.
Durable Construction: Designed to handle foot traffic while keeping the crisp, bold print and Sir Cucumber Dog’s monocle clearly visible.
Product Specifications:
Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm
Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm
Base: Non-slip rubber
Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
