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A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out.
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  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out. 15oz
  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out. 15oz
  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out. 15oz
Sometimes I Lick The Spoon Mug | Funny Rude Gag Gift

Sometimes I Lick The Spoon Mug | Funny Rude Gag Gift

£17.00
£17.00
Size

Sir Cucumber Dog's Offensiveness Rating

1 2 3 4 5

Rather gross if you ask me!
- CJO (Chief Judgement Officer)

🚚 Estimated delivery:

Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK & US delivery is on us! Each order is fulfilled in the country of order.

If you have ever licked the spoon and popped it right back in the drawer, this mug was made for your naughty soul. This is the ultimate tribute to those who live by the "five-second rule" and treat kitchen hygiene like a polite suggestion rather than a requirement.

 Visual Description: High-Energy Design for the Kitchen Rebel

This isn't your standard, boring kitchenware. The design features high-impact, colourful typography that screams "unapologetic." Set against a crisp white ceramic base, the bold lettering is accented by a cheeky winking emoji, making it clear that while your habits might be questionable, your sense of humour is top-tier. The vibrant palette uses our signature bold tones to ensure this mug stands out on any desk or kitchen counter.

Why You Need This Mug

Whether you are sipping your morning tea or a late-night hot chocolate, this mug celebrates the small, slightly disgusting victories of life. It is the kind of gag gift that gets a "Me too!" followed by a "Wait, you actually do that?" It’s high-energy, colourful, and a bit wrong—exactly how your morning brew should be. It captures a specific brand of British cheekiness and turns it into your new favourite conversation starter.

Product Highlights & Features

  • Two Sizes for Every Habit: Available in a standard 11oz or a generous 15oz for those who need a larger dose of caffeine to fuel their mischief.

  • Vibrant, Professional Finish: Expertly printed to ensure the bold colours and winking emoji stay crisp and bright, even after a trip through the dishwasher.

  • Durable Ceramic Build: Designed to survive the daily grind, from the office kitchen to the breakfast table.

  • Dishwasher & Microwave Safe: Completely practical for daily use and low-effort maintenance after your "naughty" tea break.

  • Stand-Alone Quality: Every mug is crafted with a focus on premium materials and high-definition print clarity.

Who Is It For?

  • The "Secret" Baker: For the person who definitely tastes the batter and "cleans" the whisk with their tongue.

  • The Office Rebel: Perfect for the colleague who wants to make everyone a little bit uncomfortable during the Monday morning meeting.

  • The "Hard to Buy For" Friend: A hilarious, inappropriate gift for birthdays, Secret Santa, or housewarmings.
Shipping & Returns

Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3 to 5 business days for production before your freshly printed order is shipped.
Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we will sort it. No stress, no fuss.

Frequently asked questions

When will I receive my mug?

Patience is a virtue, one I can see you likely do not possess. Your new vessel of disdain is printed specifically for you upon order. Production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed and shipped, we will provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is the returns policy?

Let me be absolutely clear. As each ceramic masterpiece is a bespoke item printed specifically for you, we do not accept returns for a sudden change of mind. Your fleeting whims are your own affair.

However, if your mug arrives looking like it wrestled a badger in transit (i.e., is damaged or misprinted), that is simply unacceptable. Contact our support minions immediately with a clear photograph of the disaster. We shall move heaven and earth to replace it and ensure you receive the perfection you paid for.
How do I care for my product?

We have provided the hostile typography; now you need to do the responsible bit. Treat these items properly, or Sir Cucumber Dog will be sorely disappointed in you.

  • Standard Mugs (11 oz & 15 oz): Good news. These are certified high-quality ceramic. You can shove them in the dishwasher and microwave without guilt. Just do not let your incompetent colleagues steal them.
  • Heat Colour Changing Mugs: Listen up, these are delicate divas. HAND WASH THEM ONLY. Putting this variant in the microwave or dishwasher is a direct insult to the magic inside. You will ruin it. Do not do it.
Is this design suitable for the workplace?

Only if your colleagues possess a shred of self-awareness or your HR department has given up entirely. We highly recommend placing it firmly on your desk to deter pointless meetings, bad ideas, and general stupidity.

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