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The Fart Factory Fuelling Station: Dog Bowl Mat
£24.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Let's face it. Your dog's dining corner isn't a bistro; it's a high-octane fuelling station for their... internal processes. Why pretend otherwise? Embrace the smelly reality with this hilarious (and painfully accurate) dog bowl mat.
This mat turns every meal into a toxic event warning. It features two deeply unimpressed Sir Cucumber Dogs, judging every slurp in their signature cucumber-print suits and monocles. They're presiding over the main event: the "Fart-O-Meter."
Is your dog "Brewing," "Leaking," or at the critical "RUN" capacity? (Let's be honest, the needle is stuck on "RUN").
Set against a vibrant lime green background and finished with industrial-strength hazard stripes, this mat makes a statement.
Why Your Gassy Gremlin Needs This:
Hilarious & Honest: The perfect gift for any pug, bulldog, or gassy beast owner who is tired of pretending.
Floor Protection: Catches all the inevitable dribbles, splats, and slobber from the fuelling process.
Stays Put: A non-slip backing keeps bowls from skating across the kitchen, no matter how aggressively they eat.
Stop denying the truth. Order the Fart Factory Fuelling Station mat and finally call your dog's mealtime what it really is.
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
