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The Good Vibes Only... Smiley Face Indoor Door Mat

£28.99
Sale price  £28.99 Regular price 
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Brighten up your entrance with an iconic dose of cheer, with just a hint of mischief!

This classic smiley face door mat brings an instant boost of positive energy to any home, while the abstract background adds a touch of cool, understated edge. It's perfect for anyone who loves retro aesthetics, rave culture, or simply wants to project a "good vibes" atmosphere... even if there is none!. It's a statement piece that's both welcoming and wonderfully ironic, making it a brilliant addition to your unique home decor collection.

  • Iconic Design: Features the universally recognized bright yellow smiley face, bringing a classic, cheerful vibe.

  • Modern Twist: The abstract black and white background adds a contemporary, artistic edge to the retro symbol.

  • Welcoming & Playful: A great way to set a lighthearted, fun tone for your home, even if your humour is a little darker!

  • Stays in Place: Equipped with a durable, non-slip rubber base to keep it firmly planted, no matter how many happy feet (or angry feet!) cross it.

  • Indoor Use Only: Ideal for adding a pop of personality to your hallway, living room entrance, or home office.

  • Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only

Shipping & Returns

Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.

  • Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
  • Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
  • Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.

Frequently asked questions

How do I choose the correct size?

Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts and premium apparel use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.

How long does delivery take?

We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.

When will I get my order?

Your new apparel or rude accessory is printed specifically for you. This sustainable print on demand process means production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed, we will dispatch your order and provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.

What is your return policy?

As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. However, if your item arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph so we can resolve the issue.

How do I wash and care for this item?

Treat your new goods with the respect they deserve. Wash our organic cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) and allow them to air dry to maintain their shape. Standard ceramic mugs are entirely dishwasher safe, but our heat colour changing mugs are delicate divas that must be washed by hand.

Who is Sir Cucumber Dog?

A gentleman does not typically reveal his secrets, but for you, I will make an exception. I am Sir Cucumber Dog: a plush pug of unparalleled sophistication, permanently squeezed into a bespoke green cucumber print suit. The cucumber monocle is purely for judging your life choices, and the yellow bow tie is because I am not a savage.

As the Chairman of this establishment, I oversee a curated collection of rude and funny designs across mugs, tees, and coasters, all presented in our signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream. I am the physical embodiment of a lifestyle that prioritises sharp tailoring, strong gin, and an overwhelming disdain for the general public.

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