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Twats Food Corner" Pet Bowl Mat
£24.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Let's be honest, feeding time can be a disaster zone. If your beloved little monster eats like they’ve been raised by wolves, it’s time to officially designate their dining area. Welcome to the "Twats Food Corner" – the only dining mat that’s as cheeky as they are.
This isn't just a mat; it's a statement.
Presiding over the chaos are two illustrations of your favourite grumpy-but-dapper pug, Sir Cucumber Dog. Dressed in his signature cucumber-print suit, yellow bow tie, and monocle, he casts a judgemental eye over every stray kibble and sloppy splash. He’s seen it all, and he is not impressed.
Set against your brand's signature lime green background with a stylish bone pattern, this mat is the perfect blend of rude humour and (dare we say) sophistication.
Key Features:
For the Discerningly Messy Pet: This mat proudly marks their territory. Ideal for the dog who slurps, the cat who flings, or any four-legged friend with questionable table manners.
Generous Size (60x4A0cm): Large enough to comfortably fit both food and water bowls, creating a dedicated "splash zone" that protects your clean floors from the ensuing carnage.
Stays Put: Features a non-slip rubber backing to ensure the mat—and the bowls—stay exactly where you put them. No more chasing the water bowl across the kitchen.
Absorbent & Easy to Clean: The durable, absorbent fabric top soaks up spills and is easy to wipe clean, keeping Sir Cucumber Dog looking his dapper (and judgemental) best, meal after meal.
Vibrant & Rude: The high-quality print ensures the lime green stays bright and the text stays offensive. It’s a guaranteed conversation-starter (or stopper, depending on your guests).
Stop scrubbing the floor and give your little twat the dining station they truly deserve.
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
