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WARNING: The Dog Lick Mat (Indoor Entrance Mat)
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Finally, an honest greeting mat for the dog owner who keeps it real!
This funny indoor mat is the perfect way to greet guests and deliver a hilarious, cringe-worthy warning about the true nature of your beloved, yet slightly gross, companion. It's the ideal gag gift for dog lovers with a wicked sense of humour who doesn't mind a little bit of dog-spit (and whatever else came before it!). It perfectly complements the rest of your rude and funny home accessories.
Key Features of this Gross-Out Mat:
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Hilarious Warning: Features the bold text, "WARNING: DOG WILL LICK YOU. (AFTER IT'S LICKED ITS BITS.)"
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Sets Expectations: Ensures your guests know the quality and flavour of the welcome they're about to receive right in the entryway.
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Non-Slip Security: Comes with a reliable non-slip rubber backing to keep the mat firmly in place, even when the dog is rushing to deliver its slobbery, questionable greeting.
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Great Print Quality: Designed for a large, vivid print that ensures this crucial dog licking warning is the first thing every visitor sees.
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
