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"WELCOME. (IF YOU HAVE BEER.)" Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Tired of guests arriving empty-handed? Lay down the law right at the entrance!
This funny indoor mat is the ultimate honest welcome for anyone whose social standards are measured in pints. It's direct, it's cheeky, and it lets everyone know that while your door is open, your bar is not always complimentary.
Perfect for man caves, student digs, or any home where the host appreciates a hoppy contribution. It makes a great bar humour gift for pub landlords, beer enthusiasts, or anyone who loves a drink-related double standard. This rude welcome mat is an ideal housewarming gift for beer lovers.
Key Features:
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Clear House Rules: Boldly states "WELCOME. (IF YOU HAVE BEER.)" so there are no misunderstandings right in the entryway.
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Cheers-Worthy Design: Features a great graphic of two clinking beer mugs, instantly setting a festive, thirsty tone.
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Sturdy and Safe: Built with a durable, non-slip rubber base to prevent any beer-spillage accidents when guests rush in.
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For Indoors Only: Best kept in the hallway or near the fridge, safe from the elements.
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
