WELCOME KNOBHEAD" Blunt Indoor Door Mat

£28.99

We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.

Give your visitors a greeting they’ll never forget with this brilliantly offensive and sarcastic indoor mat.

Designed for those who have zero time for pleasantries, this mat is the ultimate piece of rude home decor. Featuring the bold, unmissable text "WELCOME KNOBHEAD", it’s the perfect way to let your mates (or unwanted visitors) know exactly where they stand before they even cross the threshold. It is a quintessential example of British insult humour for anyone who prefers a blunt, rude wit over a boring "hello".

This mat makes a fantastic funny housewarming gift for your best mate, a cheeky addition to a bachelor pad, or a standout statement piece for a hallway or man cave. Built with a durable surface and a non-slip rubber base, it ensures your aggressive greeting stays firmly in place.

📋 Key Features:

Classic British Slang: A perfect piece of rude novelty decor that uses a beloved UK insult for maximum comedic effect.
Safe & Secure: Equipped with a high-quality non-slip rubber backing to prevent sliding on laminate, wood, or tiled floors.
Durable Construction: Designed to withstand high foot traffic while keeping the bold, cheeky print crisp and clear.
Perfect Gift Idea: An ideal funny gift for mates or a unique present for that one friend who is the undisputed king of banter.

Product Specifications:

Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm
Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm
Base: Non-slip rubber
Use: Indoor Only

Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!

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