You're Going The Wrong Way T-Shirt

Some people are confidently striding towards their goals. Others are just wandering. This shirt? It's for both.

Imagine the scene: someone's on their way, perhaps to an important meeting, perhaps just to the shops, but their mind is already halfway there. Then they see you. And your shirt. "YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY."

It’s not a statement; it’s a seed of doubt. A tiny, insidious whisper in the back of their mind. Are they actually going the wrong way? Did they miss a turn? Is this a metaphor for their entire life? Good. Let them ponder. Let the existential crisis begin.

With "WRONG" blazing in our signature lime green, and Sir Cucumber Dog observing their mental unraveling with his usual stoic judgment, this isn't just a T-shirt. It's a psychological weapon.

Why You Need This Masterpiece of Manipulation:

• Chaos Inducer: Plant doubt, sow confusion, and enjoy the subtle panic you've unleashed.

• Free UK Shipping: We deliver your instruments of cognitive dissonance directly to your door, at no extra cost. We're evil, not stingy.

• Unmistakable Style: Features the iconic Sir Cucumber Dog silhouette and our favourite shade of 'are-they-sure?' lime green.

• Built for Brain Games: Made from durable, comfortable cotton, perfect for prolonged periods of quiet observation and head-shaking.

The Guts of the Garment (Specs):

• Fabric Blend:

  • Solid colours: 100% pure cotton, for pure malice.

  • Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

  • Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.

  • Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester – a balanced blend for balanced minds (which you're about to disrupt).

• Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²). Substantial enough to carry the weight of their dawning self-doubt.

• Construction: Open-end yarn, tubular fabric, taped neck and shoulders, double-seamed everything. This shirt is tough, unlike the mental fortitude of your targets.

• Origin: Sourced from various global locales (Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico).

Your Moral Compass (A Note on Production): This product isn't sitting around in a warehouse waiting to be chosen. We print it specifically for you the moment you order. This thoughtful, on-demand approach helps reduce overproduction and waste. So while you're busy messing with people's heads, you can feel smug knowing you're also helping the planet. You multi-tasking menace, you.

Minor Anomalies (Disclaimers):

• White: It's more of an 'almost white,' with a hint of existential dread. Don't expect blinding white.

• Natural: Comes with its own intriguing dark speckles. Like tiny bits of confused thoughts.

Get yours now and unleash a wave of delightful uncertainty wherever you go. They’ll never be sure again.

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