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YOU'RE NOT WELCOME!" Rude & Offensive Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Tired of subtle hints? This mat gets straight to the point!
This rude and offensive door mat delivers the most honest (and perhaps aggressive) greeting possible. Featuring the clear message "YOU'RE NOT WELCOME!" paired with a graphic of the middle finger, this mat is guaranteed to shock and amuse anyone who crosses your threshold.
It's the ultimate sarcastic welcome mat and a brilliant naughty gift idea for those with a genuinely dark sense of humour. It makes a perfect statement piece for your entryway, letting every visitor know exactly where they stand (which is usually outside). This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
