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Sir Cucumber Dog's Official Holiday Salute Sweatshirt
£36.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Tired of sickly-sweet holiday cheer? So is Sir Cucumber Dog! This holiday season, let your wardrobe do the talking.
Our exclusive Middle Finger Christmas Sweatshirt is the perfect antidote to traditional festive gear, combining the festive spirit with the rude, funny designs our brand is famous for. The crisp cartoon hand gives a cheerful up yours to the season, stylishly capped with a Santa hat. Finished with a bold "MERRY XMAS." printed in our signature lime green ($\text{\#bfe843}$), this top is guaranteed to be a hit.
Whether you're wrapping gifts or unwrapping drama, this cozy sweatshirt is the only thing you need to survive the holidays. Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter and/or mild shock.
🧵 Product Details & Fit Guide 📏
The Naughty-but-Nice Knit
This is a high-quality, cozy sweatshirt built for comfort and durability all winter long.
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Premium Fabric Blend: It's soft on the inside and sturdy on the outside, made from a plush 65% cotton, 35% polyester blend (Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester). The face is $\text{100\%}$ cotton for optimal print quality.
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Weight & Warmth: Features a substantial fabric weight of $\text{8.5 oz/y}^2$ ($\text{288.2 g/m}^2$) with a tightly knit 3-end fleece interior.
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Built to Last: Constructed with side-seams and reinforced with double-needle stitching on the collar, cuffs, and hem to hold its shape.
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Sourced: Blank product sourced from Pakistan.
⚠️ Important Sizing Disclaimer: PLEASE READ ⚠️
This sweatshirt runs small. To ensure the perfect, most comfortable fit, we strongly recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
