Dad In Charge | Organic Kids Tee
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Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK & US delivery is on us! Each order is fulfilled in the country of order.
Technical Specifications
• 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.57 oz/yd² (155 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1×1 rib at collar
• Narrow double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| 3-4 | 16 ½ | 13 | 4 ½ |
| 5-6 | 18 ⅛ | 13 ¾ | 4 ⅞ |
| 7-8 | 20 ¼ | 14 ⅝ | 5 ¾ |
| 9-11 | 22 ⅝ | 16 ⅛ | 6 ½ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| 3-4 | 42 | 33 | 11.4 |
| 5-6 | 46 | 35 | 12.5 |
| 7-8 | 51.6 | 37 | 14.5 |
| 9-11 | 57.4 | 40.9 | 16.5 |
Shipping & Returns
Frequently asked questions
How do I choose the correct size?
Do not simply guess your dependent's measurements. Our organic kids tees use standard European proportions. Our American colleagues across the pond must formally order one size up to adequately accommodate the US market. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt your child already owns is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid unnecessary administrative complaints.
When will I receive my order?
Patience is a virtue we know exhausted parents severely lack. Your child's new organic uniform is printed specifically for you upon order. Production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once the garment is freshly printed and shipped, we will provide a tracking link so you can monitor its arrival. Standard shipping within the UK and the US remains completely free.
What is your return policy?
As every single item is a bespoke asset printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart, a toddler's shifting fashion preferences, or parental sizing errors. Read the size guide. However, if the garment arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph. We will rectify the manufacturing error swiftly.
How do I wash and care for this item?
We understand this garment will inevitably be subjected to sticky hands and playground debris, but we ask that you treat it with a baseline of corporate respect. Wash our organic cotton tees inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) to protect the sarcastic print. Tumble drying is strictly for amateurs; hang it up to air dry to maintain the structural integrity and premium feel after a daily public meltdown.