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Let's Party! Alien T-Shirt: Get Abducted by Fun
£23.00
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£23.00
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Get ready to beam up the good times with this hilarious and slightly rude 'Let's Party!' T-shirt. Featuring a classic grey alien rocking a pair of purple shutter shades and framed by a string of bright, lime green party lights, this tee is guaranteed to attract attention.
This is the perfect funny Christmas T-shirt for alien lovers looking to ditch the boring seasonal jumpers and inject some intergalactic chaos into the holidays. Stop blending in and start standing out—it's time to get weird.
Perfect for the brand that loves rude, quirky, and slightly offensive designs, this novelty Sci-Fi shirt is your new uniform for any cosmic rave, boozy get-together, or general planet-side mischief. It makes an ideal unique gift for him or her who appreciates adult humour apparel.
Key Features of this Alien Party Shirt:
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Design: A neon-green alien head in purple shutter shades with the bold, textured text "LET'S PARTY!". The whole design is framed by a fun border of winding lime-green string lights.
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Style: Rude, funny, and utterly unique – ideal for fans of cheeky humour and those seeking an alternative Christmas look.
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Comfort: Made from a soft, high-quality cotton blend for all-day comfort, whether you're recovering from an alien abduction or just hitting the pub.
🌿 Sir Cucumber Dog's Ethical Production Note (Streamlined)
Listen up, Earthling! This cracking T-shirt isn't just sitting in some dusty warehouse waiting for you. It's made especially for your rudely brilliant self the very moment you click 'buy'.
By producing this funny alien tee on demand instead of in bulk, you're helping us reduce overproduction and planetary waste. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!
Product Details & Fabric Specifications
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Material: 100% cotton
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Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
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Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
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Heather Colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
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Fabric Weight: $5.0–5.3 \ \text{oz/yd}^2 \ (170-180\ \text{g/m}^2)$
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Yarn: Open-end yarn
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Fabric Style: Tubular fabric
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Construction: Taped neck and shoulders
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Hem: Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
- Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
- Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
- Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
How do I choose the correct size?
Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.
When will I receive my order?
Patience is a virtue we know you lack. Your new premium streetwear is printed specifically for you upon order. Production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed and shipped, we will provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is your return policy?
As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. Read the size guide. However, if your t-shirt arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph. We will resolve the issue swiftly.
How do I wash and care for this item?
Treat your new garments with the respect they deserve. Wash our heavyweight cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) to protect the print. Tumble drying is for amateurs; hang it up to air dry to maintain the shape and premium feel.