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"My Favourite Kind of Pizza is Chips" T-Shirt
£23.00
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£23.00
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The Culinary Anarchy You Never Asked For
Pizza purists will weep. Italian chefs will lose their minds. But you? You are just here for the carbs. In a world obsessed with artisanal toppings and sourdough crusts, you have decided to take a stand for the humble potato.
This premium t-shirt is a bold declaration of your dietary priorities. Whether you are actually eating a pizza topped with chips or you have simply decided that chips are superior to any slice of dough in existence, this shirt does the talking for you. It is the perfect attire for the Friday night takeaway run, a trip to the pub, or any social situation where you want to signal that your palate is as unconventional as your sense of humour.
Why This Shirt is a Literal Triumph
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Factually Controversial: Guaranteed to spark a debate about food ethics at every gathering.
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Subversive Sarcasm: The perfect way to show you are too clever for standard "Foodie" culture and generic slogans.
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Extra Comfort: Made from soft, sturdy cotton. It is ideal for expanding your horizons (and your waistline) in absolute style.
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The Ultimate Conversation Starter: Prepare for confused looks and occasional high-fives from fellow carb connoisseurs.
Technical Specifications for the Discerning
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Premium Material: 100% High-Gloss Cotton for a soft, breathable feel.
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Construction Details: Crafted with a taped neck and shoulders for a premium fit. Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ensure it survives many cycles of social sabotage.
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Safety First: Entirely lead and BPA-free. We care about your health, even if your choice of pizza toppings suggests otherwise.
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Care Instructions: Fully dishwasher and microwave safe: just kidding, please use a washing machine. The high-definition print is engineered to resist fading.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
- Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
- Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
- Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
How do I choose the correct size?
Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.
When will I receive my order?
Patience is a virtue we know you lack. Your new premium streetwear is printed specifically for you upon order. Production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed and shipped, we will provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is your return policy?
As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. Read the size guide. However, if your t-shirt arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph. We will resolve the issue swiftly.
How do I wash and care for this item?
Treat your new garments with the respect they deserve. Wash our heavyweight cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) to protect the print. Tumble drying is for amateurs; hang it up to air dry to maintain the shape and premium feel.