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I LOVE IT WHEN THE JUICES GO ALL OVER ME! Chopping Board
£21.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Stop denying it. We all secretly love the mess! If you're a messy cook or just appreciate some good dark humour, this is the funny glass chopping board your kitchen decor desperately needs.
Our rude kitchenware is designed to shock and amuse. This large glass chopping board (39x29cm) features the bold, eye-catching slogan in our signature lime green on a sleek black background:
I LOVE IT WHEN THE JUICES GO ALL OVER ME!
This board makes a truly unique housewarming gift or the perfect funny present for a cook who isn't afraid of a bit of kitchen banter.
Product Features (Hygienic, Sarcastic, and Non-Slip):
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Hygienic Material: Made from tough, textured glass, making it an easy-to-clean and hygienic cutting board for all your food prep.
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Optimal Size: The generous 39 x 29cm dimensions provide plenty of space, whether you're preparing dinner or using it as a serving plate.
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No Slip-Ups: Supplied with non-slip rubber feet to keep the board stable, even when the chopping gets aggressive.
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The Perfect Gift: An ideal novelty kitchen present UK for birthdays, Secret Santa, or just because. This sarcastic design is truly an offensive kitchen must-have.
Embrace the chaos. Order this unforgettable 'juices go all over me' chopping board today and let the sticky fun begin!
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
