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The "See Reverse" Prank Tee | Mind Games Collection
£23.00
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£23.00
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Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK & US delivery is on us! Each order is fulfilled in the country of order.
Master the Art of the Pointless Task
You are a connoisseur of the unnecessary. You appreciate the fine art of making a total stranger perform a physical action for absolutely no reason at all. This T-shirt is your primary tool of social disruption.
The premise is beautifully simple. The front of the shirt politely informs the reader: "SEE REVERSE FOR INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO READ THIS TEE." Naturally, human curiosity will take over. The viewer will wait for you to turn around, or even actively walk behind you to find the secret instructions.
And what will they find? A barren wasteland of fabric. Absolutely nothing.
Part of our Mind Games Collection, this tee is engineered to induce a brief moment of confused disappointment in others — which is, quite frankly, the highest form of entertainment. Presiding over this minor social crime is Sir Cucumber Dog, looking on with his signature unimpressed glare. He knows there is nothing on the back; he just wants to see how many people check anyway.
Why This Shirt is a Masterpiece of Misdirection
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The Ultimate Anti-Climax: A prank that requires zero effort from you and maximum curiosity from them.
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Sir Cucumber Dog Approved: Our dapper pug serves as the smug face of your pointless prank.
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Royal Mail, On The House: Dispatched with Free UK Shipping, because wasting people's time should be free of charge.
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Comfort for the Prankster: Made from soft, sturdy cotton, ideal for standing perfectly still while people orbit you in confusion.
Technical Specifications
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Fabric Composition: * Solid colours: 100% cotton.
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Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
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Heather colours: 50/50 cotton/polyester blend of pure, unwarranted curiosity.
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Fabric Weight: A solid 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).
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Construction: Crafted with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, featuring a taped neck and shoulders for a premium feel. Double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem ensure it survives many cycles of social sabotage.
Heads-Up (Disclaimers)
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The White tee is a classic 'off-white' rather than a stark optic white.
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The Natural colour features subtle dark speckles throughout. This is a natural feature of the fabric, not a flaw.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
- Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
- Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
- Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
How do I choose the correct size?
Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.
When will I receive my order?
Patience is a virtue we know you lack. Your new premium streetwear is printed specifically for you upon order. Production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed and shipped, we will provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is your return policy?
As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. Read the size guide. However, if your t-shirt arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph. We will resolve the issue swiftly.
How do I wash and care for this item?
Treat your new garments with the respect they deserve. Wash our heavyweight cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) to protect the print. Tumble drying is for amateurs; hang it up to air dry to maintain the shape and premium feel.