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Sir Cucumber Dog Official Logo Kids' Heavy Cotton Tee
£19.99
Every brand needs a mascot, but not every mascot is a dapper pug in a cucumber-print suit. This tee features the one and only Sir Cucumber Dog in all his glory, complete with his signature yellow bow tie and cucumber monocle. It is the perfect choice for kids who want to represent the brand with a touch of class and a lot of personality.
Product Specifications (Applies to all designs)
Premium Material: 100% cotton for a classic, breathable feel.
Note: Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Built to Last: Heavyweight fabric at 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²) with taped neck and shoulders for extra durability.
Perfect Fit: Classic fit and pre-shrunk fabric to ensure the size stays true after washing.
Comfort First: Features a tear-away tag to prevent itching and irritation.
Eco-Conscious: Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.
Sourcing: Blank product sourced from the Dominican Republic, Honduras, Haiti, Nicaragua, or El Salvador.
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Product Specifications (Applies to all designs)
Premium Material: 100% cotton for a classic, breathable feel.
Note: Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Built to Last: Heavyweight fabric at 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²) with taped neck and shoulders for extra durability.
Perfect Fit: Classic fit and pre-shrunk fabric to ensure the size stays true after washing.
Comfort First: Features a tear-away tag to prevent itching and irritation.
Eco-Conscious: Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.
Sourcing: Blank product sourced from the Dominican Republic, Honduras, Haiti, Nicaragua, or El Salvador.
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| Â | LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| XS | 20 ½ | 16 |
| S | 22 | 17 |
| M | 23 ½ | 18 |
| L | 25 | 19 |
| XL | 26 ½ | 20 |
| Â | LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) |
| XS | 52 | 40.6 |
| S | 55.9 | 43.2 |
| M | 59.7 | 45.7 |
| L | 63.5 | 48.3 |
| XL | 67.3 | 50.8 |
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!