You Can't Hear The Sunrise T-shirt

Ever heard some overly earnest 'influencer' spout a profound-sounding quote that actually means absolutely nothing? This T-shirt is the glorious, nonsensical epitome of that. "You can't hear the sunrise if your shoes are tied." It's deep, it's meaningless, and it's absolutely brilliant.

This tee features the full, perplexing proverb in bold white text, with the punchline (or lack thereof) perfectly delivered. And at the bottom, our very own Sir Cucumber Dog's name is highlighted in a serene lime green, as if he's the guru behind this profound wisdom. He's probably just thinking about biscuits, but let's not ruin the illusion.

Perfect for yoga retreats where you want to confuse everyone, philosophical debates in the pub, or just making people stop, stare, and wonder if they've missed something vitally important about footwear and celestial events.

Why This Shirt Is Deeper Than Your Pockets (Probably):

• Profoundly Absurd: The ultimate statement for confusing the 'enlightened' and amusing the cynics.

• Free UK Shipping: We'll dispatch this garment of enlightenment directly to your door, no extra faff.

• Sir Cucumber Dog's Wisdom: Our canine philosopher lends his gravitas to this utterly meaningless phrase.

• Quality & Comfort: Made from soft, sturdy cotton – because deep thoughts are best had in comfort.

The Fabric & Fiddly Bits (Specs for the discerning thinker):

• Fabric Composition:

  • Solid colours are 100% cotton – for pure, unadulterated nonsense.

  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.

  • Heather colours are a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend of philosophical quandaries.

• Fabric Weight: A solid 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²). It's a reassuringly tangible truth.

• Construction: Made with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, with a taped neck and shoulders. Plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem. Built to last, unlike the fleeting nature of understanding this quote.

• Sourced From: Our blank tees come from various corners of the world (Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico).

A Note On Your Order (It's made especially for your unique perspective): We don't keep piles of these profound garments gathering dust. Each tee is printed fresh just for you the moment you click 'buy'. This on-demand wizardry means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it's brilliant for cutting down on waste. So, while you're contemplating shoe laces and solar events, you're also being a surprisingly thoughtful consumer.

Heads-Up (Disclaimers - some things are just facts):

• The White tee is more of an 'off-white'. Don't expect blindingly pure white. It’s got depth.

• The Natural colour has dark speckles in it. It's a feature, not a flaw.

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