"Busier Than a Cucumber" Mug | Funny Rude Sir Cucumber Dog Gift
11 oz
£12.99
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When your schedule is absolutely packed, let Sir Cucumber Dog do the talking.
If your to-do list is looking a bit frantic and your calendar is a total nightmare, you need a mug that matches your energy. Our "Busier than a Cucumber in a Women's Prison" novelty mug is the ultimate badge of honour for those with a high-stakes workload and a healthy sense of humour. It is the perfect piece of sarcastic office crockery to keep your colleagues at a distance while you navigate your busiest days.
This design features the iconic Sir Cucumber Dog twice for double the judgement. Dressed in his sharp cucumber-print suit and signature monocle, he perfectly captures the vibe of being overwhelmed yet impeccably styled. Set against our vibrant, cucumber-styled green background, the bold WHITE lettering makes your hectic status undeniably clear:
BUSIER THAN A CUCUMBER IN A WOMEN'S PRISON!
It is an ideal funny gift for a friend with a dark sense of humour or a cheeky treat for your own desk to bring a bit of Sir Cucumber Dog attitude to your workspace. Plus, because we know you are far too busy to worry about costs, we offer FREE UK SHIPPING on every order.
Product Specifications:
Material: High-quality Ceramic
11 oz Mug Dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
15 oz Mug Dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Safety: Lead and BPA-free material
Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
Origin: Blank product sourced from China
Thoughtful Production:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
"Busier Than a Cucumber" Mug | Funny Rude Sir Cucumber Dog Gift
£12.99
🚚 Estimated delivery:
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK delivery is on us!
If your to-do list is looking a bit frantic and your calendar is a total nightmare, you need a mug that matches your energy. Our "Busier than a Cucumber in a Women's Prison" novelty mug is the ultimate badge of honour for those with a high-stakes workload and a healthy sense of humour. It is the perfect piece of sarcastic office crockery to keep your colleagues at a distance while you navigate your busiest days.
This design features the iconic Sir Cucumber Dog twice for double the judgement. Dressed in his sharp cucumber-print suit and signature monocle, he perfectly captures the vibe of being overwhelmed yet impeccably styled. Set against our vibrant, cucumber-styled green background, the bold WHITE lettering makes your hectic status undeniably clear:
BUSIER THAN A CUCUMBER IN A WOMEN'S PRISON!
It is an ideal funny gift for a friend with a dark sense of humour or a cheeky treat for your own desk to bring a bit of Sir Cucumber Dog attitude to your workspace. Plus, because we know you are far too busy to worry about costs, we offer FREE UK SHIPPING on every order.
Product Specifications:
Material: High-quality Ceramic
11 oz Mug Dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
15 oz Mug Dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Safety: Lead and BPA-free material
Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
Origin: Blank product sourced from China
Thoughtful Production:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
