Cucumber Dog "Mum's Favourite Mistake" Kids' Heavy Cotton Tee
Black / XS
£19.99
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Cucumber Dog "Mum's Favourite Mistake" Kids' Heavy Cotton Tee
£19.99
Every family has that one child who is a bit of a happy accident, and now they can wear the title with pride. Featuring the bold text "MUM'S FAVOURITE MISTAKE. CUCUMBER DOG", this tee is the ultimate conversation starter for kids who don't mind a bit of self-deprecating British humour.
Crafted for everyday wear, this classic fit tee ensures they look sharp while reminding everyone that they were worth the "oops" moment. It is soft, pre-shrunk, and guaranteed to be the most honest thing in their wardrobe.
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Premium Material: 100% cotton for a classic, breathable feel.
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Note: Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Built to Last: Heavyweight fabric at 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²) with taped neck and shoulders for extra durability.
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Perfect Fit: Classic fit and pre-shrunk fabric to ensure the size stays true after washing.
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Comfort First: Features a tear-away tag to prevent itching and irritation.
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Eco-Conscious: Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.
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Sourcing: Blank product sourced from the Dominican Republic, Honduras, Haiti, Nicaragua, or El Salvador.
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 20 ½ | 16 |
| S | 22 | 17 |
| M | 23 ½ | 18 |
| L | 25 | 19 |
| XL | 26 ½ | 20 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 52 | 40.6 |
| S | 55.9 | 43.2 |
| M | 59.7 | 45.7 |
| L | 63.5 | 48.3 |
| XL | 67.3 | 50.8 |
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
